c_ryder15

searching for a job is not the most enjoyable activity i have ever under taken. it would probably rate as about a three on my fun-o-meter, one being the low down dregs and ten being pure ecstasy. one of the main derivitive qualities of searching for a job is the interview. since i doubt myself rather consistently, no matter how i did in the interview, im going to come out of it cursing the gods of interhuman contact. questions run through my mind such as: when shaking hands why did i extend my palm in such a, "kiss my ring," fashion? why did i leave my jacket on for half the interview only to take it off and reveal pit stain alley? when asked what my strengths were why did i challenge the interviewer to an arm wrestling match? why did i think that wearing a "no fat chicks" t-shirt to the interview would really pay off? and finally, as i slowly backed out of the room, why was my closing remark, "id sure hate to see what happens if someone else gets this job?" so let it be known, both far and wide, that practice can help but it really doesn't work well if you forget it all when the time arrives. and...., awkward bow....., and scene....